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1) Time is very slow for those who wait.
Very fast for those who are scared.
Very long for those who regret.
Very short for those who celebrate BUT FOR THOSE WHO LOVE TIME IS ETERNAL
by - nuruzzaman murad
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2) I had a very weird dream last night. I saw that all the devils of the world have died! So can u send me an sms indicating, that u r still alive.
by - Md jafar Iqbal
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3) Teacher : U failure ! At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
by - Md jafar Iqbal
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4) If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn’t say Hi to folk, I’d say BOO!
by - Md jafar Iqbal
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5) it is psychologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys, monkeys, use their thumb to read messages. don’t change your finger now its to late !
by - Md jafar Iqbal
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6) Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!
by - Md jafar Iqbal
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7) Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
by - Md jafar Iqbal
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8) I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!
by - Md jafar Iqbal
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9) I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
by - Md jafar Iqbal
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10) Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!
by - Md jafar Iqbal
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