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1) Dharam: Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna. Basanti: So now u gonna tell me what to do nd wat not to do.Urself using abusive language,wearing out of fashion clothes,clinging to old rusty chains nd doing nothing.Who d hell r u to order me? Gabbar play d DJ...!!!
by - Md jafar Iqbal
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2) Hum dua karte hain khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek hi to cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paar, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye...!!
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3) Majnu ko laila ka msg nahi aaya, majnu ne 3 din khana nahi khaya. Majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar me, laila baithi hai msg free hone ke intejaar me...!!!
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4) Bazuo me dum rakhta hun, dil me gum rakhta hun, pata hai sms ayega tera, isliye DISPRIN hamesha sang rakhta hun. . .
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5) Mat karo hasinao se pyaq,wo ankho se waar karth hain.Maine teri wali ki ankho me dekha hai, wo tujhse hi nahi mujhse bhi pyar karti hai....!!
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6) Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat ke, hum kutto ke yaar ho gaye. Wo humare na ho sake, par hum kutto ke sardaar ho gaye
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7) Do u know why god made spaces between our fingers? Ans:So dat sumday,sumbdy can cum,hold ur hand,n say, "LE BIDI PI"
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8) Bas nazro se dekh liya hota, Bas nazro se dekh liya hota agar tamanna thi hume daraane ki, hum yu hi dar jaate,kya jaroorat thi muskurane ki?
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9) WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR- DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena
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10) Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota. Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta
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